A Novelty/Prank Batch File, Fun notepad hack

It isn't really a virus but more like a novelty/prank program that people could enjoy. It isn't malicious but it could distract you Tongue

If you don't want to do it step-by-step here is my full code.

Code:

@echo off
title System Error!
color c
echo ------- WARNING -------
echo ------- SYSTEM -------
echo ------- ERROR -------
ping localhost -n 2 >nul
echo Water Detected In Drive C:\
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo.
echo.
set /p abort=Abort Drainage? (Y/N)
if %abort%==Y exit
if %abort%==N goto drain
:drain
cls
echo DRIVE C:\ DRAIN IN PROCESS, DO NOT CLICK A KEY!
set file=drain.mp3
( echo Set Sound = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7"^)
echo Sound.URL = "%file%"
echo Sound.Controls.play
echo do while Sound.currentmedia.duration = 0
echo wscript.sleep 100
echo loop
echo wscript.sleep (int(Sound.currentmedia.duration^)+1^)*1000) >sound.vbs
start /min sound.vbs
ping localhost -n 23 >nul
:finish
cls
color c
echo DRAIN FINISH!
ping localhost -n 3 >nul
exit

Step One:
You need a water drain sound file. Just Google one. They are on YouTube pretty much everywhere.

Step Two: Open Notepad or Notepad++ and write a little fake error. Maybe something like this
Code:
@echo off
title System Error!
color c
echo ------- WARNING -------
echo ------- SYSTEM -------
echo ------- ERROR -------
pause
You could also add user input to abort the drain if they wanted to using "set /p"!

Step Three: Now you have to make the drain sound file undetectable as in make not open a Windows Media Player window. This is the code to do that:
Code:
echo DRIVE C:\ DRAIN IN PROCESS, DO NOT CLICK A KEY!
set file=drain.mp3
( echo Set Sound = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7"^)
echo Sound.URL = "%file%"
echo Sound.Controls.play
echo do while Sound.currentmedia.duration = 0
echo wscript.sleep 100
echo loop
echo wscript.sleep (int(Sound.currentmedia.duration^)+1^)*1000) >sound.vbs
start /min sound.vbs

This is going to create a seperate .vbs file. So you might want to do this within a folder rather than on your desktop.

That's pretty much it. Just replace (drain.mp3) with whatever the drain sound effect is called & make sure that the drain sound effect is in the same directory as the batch file. In addition you could make this run in fullscreen by making a shortcut and going to options and clicking Fullscreen instead of Windowed.

You could also add a section where a dry cycle would play. using the same lines above. Just replacing the name.